holy shit you are a half hundred Scented Candle – Natural Soy Wax Vanilla Candle

💜 Brand Name: holy shit you are a half hundred – A playful candle brand that turns aging into laughter and light.
🌿 Natural Soy Wax: Hand-poured with high-quality soy wax and a cotton wick for a clean, even, and long-lasting burn.
🌸 Vanilla Scent: Warm, sweet, and comforting – the perfect fragrance to celebrate half a century of stories and sass.
🎁 Funny Birthday Gift: Ideal for 50th birthdays, gag gifts, or anyone who deserves a laugh about getting older.
🕯️ Modern Minimalist Design: Frosted green glass jar with silver lid – chic, fun, and ready to display anywhere.